Woody Penis Bookmark

Introducing Woody, the perfect blend of humor and functionality for your reading adventures! This cheeky bookmark is not only a practical tool for keeping your place in books, journals, and other reading materials, but also a conversation starter and a surefire way to bring some laughter to your reading routine.

Crafted with care from real hard wood, Woody is a “one-of-a-cock” item that adds a unique and playful touch to your library collection. Measuring approximately 5.5 inches in length and 1.5 inches in width, this rock-hard bookmark is sturdy enough to withstand the rigors of daily use while adding a touch of whimsy to your reading experience.

But that’s not all – Woody comes complete with a silky, soft tassel erupting from the top, adding a luxurious and tactile element to its design. Whether you’re flipping through the pages of a novel, jotting down notes in a journal, or perusing the latest issue of your favorite magazine, Woody is there to help you keep your place in style.

This bookmark isn’t just a practical accessory – it’s also a great conversation starter and a fun way to inject some humor into your reading routine. Whether you’re giving it as a gift for a friend or loved one, or treating yourself to a little laughter, Woody is sure to bring a smile to the face of any bookworm.

With its unique design and playful charm, Woody makes a great gift for any occasion. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just because, Woody is sure to delight and entertain anyone who loves to curl up with a good book.

So why settle for a boring old bookmark when you can add some humor and personality to your reading experience with Woody? Grab yours today and add a touch of fun to your library collection!